I'm The Pitcher...Who's Catchin'?

UPPERDECK CAN GO TO HELL
Screw the baseball players, they have plenty of merchandise... I figure we could get a pack of UATW KickBall/Flipcup All Stars Trading Cards started and make a mint! Imagine, every month a new collectable card featuring a hot,sassy yet dignified UATW K/F Allstar. You'll swoon when you unwrap your gold foil edition of "Jarred Plays The Field...PLAY PLAYA PLAY", and be full-on-stoked when you are the lucky person who finds the ultra-rare "Fit and Muscular Tim" Limited Edition card. Imagine your joy when you are the proud owner of "Big Pappaa Baller" or the "Gigi Express WHOOOOOOO-WHOO", not to mention the "JD Kickin' Flava" or the "Mike Harris Holla". DAMN, IT JUST GOES ON AND ON...'I don't know, it sells itself...SHAMWOW!!!'. I'm lookin' forward to the "Rooty Tootie" that one will be off the hook! ..... two words "KELLS BELLS"

F' collectble toys, kicks and fixed gear bikes. Now you can stack cards instead of papers. Come on out and hang with us Mondays @ 6ish @ 16th and P to watch UATW's team "UP YOURS" crush the competition with red balls in hand. Then you can play with us in Adams Morgan at some bar...we don't care which...

LU23-B.O.L.B