Washington DC - Local news is reporting that Up Against the Wall has been awarded the coveted "Retailer of the Month" as voted on by the style professors at Blac Label Clothing. "This monthly award is so prestigious that they only give out 12 or so a year." commented marketing whore, Tim Nicholson at the award party he held for himself in is cubicle, alone with a half bottle of Wild Irish Rose Blueberry. "I mean, next month they'll give it to some schmo'...but he'll be known as 'Mr. February'...'number 2'...'second fiddle'...JANUARY IS NUMBER ONE...WE F*%#IN' ROCK!!!" at which point he slumped to the floor and didn't move for 4 hours. Congratulations to UATW. Check the irreverent posting at http://www.blaclabelpremium.com/FeaturedRetailer.aspx
~~~~~LU23~~~~~
PS. If you don't know the meaning of the title "All your bases..." good for you. It means you had a social life as a young person.
